If someone says, "Are you okay?" you say:
"Poster Girl"
I like to give them cryptic answers.

How would you describe yourself?
"Ache"
POOR POOR PITIFUL ME

What do you like in the opposite sex?
"Family Tree"
Preferably one that forks.

What is your life's purpose?
"I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry"
That about sums it up.

What is your motto?
"My Soul Sings"
That is unnervingly positive.

What do your friends think of you?
"You Don't Mean Anything"
My shuffle isn't doing much for my self-esteem here.

What do you think of your parents?
"If You Want Me"
I know they just keep me around so they can sell me when the Depression strikes.

What do you often find yourself thinking about?
"Relax (Take It Easy)"

What is 2+2?
"Billy Brown"
I can't think of any song ever that would make this one work.

What do you think of your best friend?
"Digital Get Down"
(Just for the record, my best friend is a guy, and if there was going to be any real down-getting, I'd prefer it to be regular.)

What do you think of the person you like?
"My Boyfriend's Back"
(If only. I never had a boyfriend, let alone one that left.)

What is your life story?
"Love Hurts"
(I have never loved nor lost. I have never loved at all. Ah, Nature, red in tooth and claw!)

What do you want to be when you grow up?
"The KKK Took My Baby Away"
D:

What do you think of when you see the person you like?
"A Hard Day's Night"
(Hmm.)

What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Bye Bye Bye"
(Well, that explains why no one would ever want to marry me.)

What will they play at your funeral?
"Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?"
(Huh.)

What is your hobby/interest?
"You Make Loving Fun"
(Definitely not hobby.)

What is your biggest fear?
"Sailing"
(I like sailing!)

What is your biggest secret?
"The Long and Winding Road"
(Don't tell anyone.)

What do you think of your friends?
"Be"
(Whatever that means.)

What will you post this as?
"This Car of Mine"